In the long and storied history of
teledildonics, science has always tried to recreate the inside of a woman’s
wee-wee and poop parts with accuracy, tact, and lubrication. Well, friends,
all those years of effort have paid off with the
RealTouch, a honking big device that recreates every nuance of the human
anatomy, albeit in a way that makes it look like you’re violating Mr.
Peanut.
How does it work? While you watch a video
on your PC, the device reacts to the on-screen action. Dual rubber bands run
up and down inside the case while a handy reservoir releases lube. The
action corresponds with motion cues sent over U.S.B. from your computer
ensuring that you staring at your computer with a log on your lap isn’t
creepy at all.
I think the funniest thing is the size of
this thing. Look at the video on the
RealTouch website (VERY NSFW) when you have a chance. This think looks
bigger than my old VW Beetle.
